Well, imagine them, except imagine them before they became super awesome ninja-skilled beings…. back when they were just little turtles waiting to be spilled from their bowl down that sewer. So basically, just imagine a normal turtle. You know how slow they move, right? Pretttttttty slow. Well, that’s how slow the internet is running at my apartment right now, and to be honest, it’s about to drive me crazy (because see, about 85% of my daily routine that involves getting work done for my occupation as a musician actually involves me sending emails, checking messages, updating my websites, and so on…). So not being able to do that efficiently right now is killing me.

 So, as a giant angry bear might say,…. FUCK.